Most people become Japanese by acquiring citizenship through some means; however I've found another way to become Japanese. See, I talk to a few Japanese people and one of the things I've noticed is that they rarely/never sleep so I've decided to follow suit.
It makes sense to me. How can one expect to get anything done if they spend so much time, 5 or 6 hours a day, sleeping?! It's impossible! Sleep is for the weak and I've evolved past such a foolish notion. Sleep doesn't really even do you any good anyway so I've burned my bed and sheets.
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