I'm Japanese now.

Most people become Japanese by acquiring citizenship through some means; however I've found another way to become Japanese. See, I talk to a few Japanese people and one of the things I've noticed is that they rarely/never sleep so I've decided to follow suit.

It makes sense to me. How can one expect to get anything done if they spend so much time, 5 or 6 hours a day, sleeping?! It's impossible! Sleep is for the weak and I've evolved past such a foolish notion. Sleep doesn't really even do you any good anyway so I've burned my bed and sheets.

Meh

Woke up late, shouldn't have bothered with waking up today. I wish there was a notes applet or something for this.